Mitt de la Mancha


If you missed Jon Last’s brutal, omnibus-form kerplunking of the $1400 haircut, well, I have no sympathy for people like you.

Read it and laugh repeatedly.

(PS: I once got really drunk on expensive Belgian ales at a Christmas dinner with the guy who wrote “Making Mitt Romney: How to Fabricate a Conservative,” back when nobody was scared of the haircut winning anything. The night was unforgettable. The piece is interminable.

Ever eat Kugel at Yuletide, btw?

Consider the regrettable food here a reasonable indication.)